gonzo phenomenology of virtual worlds
After I checked the tips, rules, more rules and even more rules for the girls in the BarbieGirls virtual world, it was time to jump right there and hope for the best. I took a deep breath and clicked login button.
Technically, it is a small world made in Flash and running in the browser. Not surprisingly, pink is all over. Interface is nice and intuitive. Each girl has an avatar which initially rezzes in her own room. Nice.
So I opened avatar customization window, choose my hair, eyes and lips. I took some clothes too. Then in another dialogue, I dropped some furniture in my room. There was a nice bed already, so I added an armchair, a lamp and a bucket. A bucket? Yup, a green one. Don't ask. I don't get it either.
I was also able to choose what will I see from my balcony: city, beach, sky… Creating my character earned me my first 100 B bucks which is the in-world money. More money can be earned by playing games that is nail polishing, making a barbie music video and choosing the hot outfit for the Ken of your dreams. "Well", I thought to myself, "I am coming from the second life. If I have some money, I am going shopping!" And so I did.
The world outside my room was small but sufficient: a park, cafe, cinema, beauty salon and shops for the clothes, jewelry, furniture and pets. Or better: B park, B cinema, B cafe, B shops… you got the idea. Shopping is easy, you click on items, choose what you like, choose colors and textures, put things in the basket and pay the sum when you exit the shop. Interesting thing is that some items are marked by small barbie sign and those will open another tab in the browser leading you (and your parents) to a different store where you can buy a RL Barbie for RL cash. Then you get the code which unlocks some items from the in-world stores. No surprise that things that are cool are marked and locked. Three minutes later I was able to know which girl has a RL doll, and which one is a noob. Tired of shopping I headed back to my room to drop the furniture around and change the clothes.

It was time to do some socializing. And there the horror began. I went to the park, then to the cafe and to the cinema, and it was all the same everywhere. Those are the public places where you can use B chat to communicate with the fellow barbie girls. And the (trademarked) B chat is something that Orwell would envy. It gives you exactly 60 sentences, phrases, questions and answers to choose and click! They're all connected to the barbie world and each mentioning of the word "barbie" has uppercased TM attached.

Now you can think of me whatever you want, but all the horrors of the internet are not comparable to limiting someone's expression on sixty sentences. What is the point of the game? Making the kids retarded? Yes, I know this is intended to be a quite safe environment. It is safe from talking and it is safe from thinking!
So, how was it in the cafe? Girls were coming in and going out. From time to time somebody would ask "Hi, what's up?" And that was it. Some of them were adding me as a friend, but what was the point of that? I was standing with couple of zombified girls not able to say anything.
Games, and especially virtual environments and social platforms are powerful educational tools. I really hope that the future of today's kids is not in the hands of those who got the bright idea of limiting child's vocabulary on 60 "Hi, where did you bought that? Hello, in B shopTM" phrases.
25 Responses for "Fear And Loathing In The Barbie World"
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So if i understand it correctly dandellion it’s not possible to type sentences of your own in barbieland? that really sounds horrible yes. The next step would be an easy one then:
advertising in barbieland like :hey let’s grab a cup of nice hot coffee at STARBUCKS, the coffee overthere is really good *STARBUCKS* TM that is. hmmmm lets tell mom and dad there’s a new STARBUCKS in springfield and ogdenville and they open in october . }8-)=
Yup, it is not possible to type anything. And yes, the next step is just as you said. It comes naturally after:
- Where have you get all that cool stuff?
- B Charmed Accessories TM for sure!
LMAO
that was exilharating, dK.. just try to imagine Orwell’s 1984 in pink!
We should start a new company “Pretty Fascism in Pink”, don’t think, just be pink!
XD
The end of virtual life as we know it . I rest my case }8-(=
If only people didn’t have so much to spend,they’d think twice before rocking their bottomdollar on virtual decadence.
LMAO Eidur “don’t think, just be pink!”
But what a horror. Playing -and thus playing with dolls- is a way for children to improve their social skills and develop their language. I believe that’s not very different for playing with dolls in a virtual world online. But with taking away the ability to have a real conversation, there’s nothing left but an unimaginative advertising environment indeed. Brrr…
The horror… THE HORROR!. Even Club Penguin doesn’t “force” the pre-written sentences! It’s just one click away >.> . Plus, it has much better sentences, including a randomized joke and gestures! ‘^_^.
Plus, why the heck so many TMs and SMs?
Wow It actually has become worse.
Smiley, I know that TM is trademark but have no clue what is SM (except if BD comes before it, but I doubt that is the case here). They cannot afford to have another generation of illiterate girls like me. So, as Zippora pointed, they will take away ability to have real conversation and make those girls learn what is important in life!
They used to let you type with a seriously nasty permissive word filter. If they didn’t think of the word, it wasn’t allowed. This include any references to men or ‘fire’ or god or all kinds of things. I ran around during the beta trying to re-write Hamlet to see what I could get away with. I saved one of the results:
I HAVE OF LATE — FOR WHAT I KNOW NOT — LOST ALL MY JOY, GIVEN UP ALL FORMS OF CHORES; AND FOR SURE, IT GOES SO WELL WITH MY ILL NATURE THAT THIS BEAUTIFUL FRAME, THE EARTH, SEEMS TO ME AN EMPTY ROCK. THIS MOST WONDERFUL ROOF, THE AIR, LOOK YOU, THIS GREAT OVER HANGING SKY, THIS GORGEOUS VIEW LIGHTED BY GOLDEN JEWELS — WHY, IT APPEARS NO OTHER THING TO ME THAN A TOTALLY NOT PRETTY GROUP OF NOTHING. WHAT A BIT OF WORK WE ARE! HOW GREAT IN REASON! HOW MIGHTY IN POWER! IN FORM AND MOVING, HOW ART LIKE AND REQUIRING RESPECT! IN DOING, HOW LIKE A BRIGHT LIGHT! IN SMARTS, HOW LIKE A SUPER POWER! THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD! THE LEADING ANIMAL! AND YET, TO ME, WHAT IS THIS CENTER OF DARK CLOUDS? THOSE NOT GIRLS PLEASE ME NOT; NO, NOR GIRLS EITHER, THOUGH BY YOUR SMILE YOU SEEM TO SAY SO.
Where did you do that. Not in the barbie World, it is too much words.
The horror! The nightmare! No, Mattel has become insane… this doesn’t make any sense at all!
And the “Sixty Sentences” are not even gramatically/ortographically correct sentences in English either!
@Dan: Rofl. Yeah, because spending money earned working in a supermarket saying “Soz, yo cc’s brkn gt anther?” when a customer waits for 30 minutes for his Visa to go through for just one gallon of milk, on clothes, is THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF LIFE EVER! >.> .
P.S.: SM = Service Mark. (Wikipedia)
I think the TyGirlz could be of some interest to you after your Barbie Girls experience. I work with Ty Inc., and they have a line of dolls that come with a virtual identity for interactive gaming on their website tygirlz.com. Tell us what you think!
WTF?!! Luckily I gave away all the barbieTM stuff a while ago, else most of them would break their neck now.
I really hope that the future of today’s kids is not in the hands of those who got the bright idea of limiting child’s vocabulary on 60 “Hi, where did you bought that? Hello, in B shopTM” phrases.
I fear it really is. Although the toy of the year in Belgium was really neat. The Vtech kiddie digital camera. On the other hand, get them a cheap real one, or one of your old ones and learn them to take care of their property in stead of building anything ‘child proof’.
The most shocking thing I saw was a children’s portable DVD player. Like, they need their own?!!
Huuun! Help! The flash thingie does nothing for me. It just loads and then… well… it stays loaded. *sobs* *screams: but I like pink!* I’ve tried both FF and Explorer and updated Flash version. Anybody else with EU / Belgium IP suffering from this? (
Completelly agreed on pointlessness of tech for kids.
It did stayed hanging couple of times for me. i don’t believe Belgium girls are banned from the site :)
Santa’s gonna bring me a portable SL client for xmas :) Oh please Santa, SL is much safer of Barbie World for my brain…
I just sent you a message. Your whole look is fierce! That is sweet! I would totally wear that! Wanna check out my room ? You said it, sister. Why ? Your pet is the cutest ever! B Charmed accessories for sure! Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Not yet. Yeah. Wanna sit ? Yeah. Not yet. Yeah. Thanks! That is sweet! Can’t wait to come back here! Okay. I’m gonna check out a movie. Gotta go! See ya!
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Hmm. Looks reasonably expressive, just would take some practice to use fluently :-))
In any case - I’ve just wrote up a couple of methods to allow free-text communication. :-))
(I suppose it might be even a good market “selling the freesp33ch encoders/decoders” :)
ROFL!
Dalien, you’ve just proved that it is possible to have nasty chat in Barbie World. Actually, that’s more expressive than many SL residents can do with all the pose-balls and open type lines.
Wow, I don’t think there’s anything I can add that’s already been said. A pink version of 1984 combined with THX1138 or Logan’s Run, maybe. Uh, wow! Yeah…
mmmm… Lemme think about it. I dunno. The B chick boutique of charmed dialogues. Yeah!
:D
Most certainly did do it on the Barbie Girls MMO. All you had to do was split it up into chunks once you had an idea of what you wanted to write. Took a while in the dressing room to figure out what words were and were not allowed originally and then I went off quoting various parts of Hamlet while bored. There were a group of other people with me trying to rewrite Shakespeare line by line to figure out how to squeeze it past the word filter.
For the record, this was done by myself and friends towards the end of July, so if they restricted it even further at this point, I wouldn’t know.
barbie girl is asome did you know there creating a v.i.p thing i hope you don`t have to buy any thing else he he tee
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